Saturday, September 17, 2011

Beware the Corndog

Sad news from Beantown tonight, where a head of lettuce wearing a ketchup fedora was cornered by five bowls of baked beans and then savagely stabbed by eight corndogs.  There was no known motive for the attack.  

2 comments:

  1. Looks extremely fattening to me though.

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  2. Nah, it has lettuce in it! It's gotta be healthy!

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